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Matt walks into a bar and sees his friend Peter sad and drinking one after another. He walks to him and asks what's wrong.
- You know that beautiful girl I wanted to ask out, but I got erection every time I saw her?
- Yes, I know hre, she's really nice.
- Well, I finally got the courage to ask her out, and she agreed.
- Great! When are you going out?
- I went to meet her this evening, but I was worried I'd get erection again. So I took some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, she wouldn't see.
- Thats clever.
- So I get to her door, and I rang the doorbell. She opened the door and she was wearing the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw.
- And what happened then?
- I kicked her in the face.

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