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Unsorted - Boats and lifeguards

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Two lifeguards are walking on beach, one of them sees a boat that is too far and he shouts:
- Ninety-nine, boat ninety-nine, please return from that red buoy back to safe waters!
The second lifeguard says:
- But we have only eighty boats for rent here ...
- Sixty-six, boat sixty-six, do you have any troubles?

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