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Army and Police - Wood

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A man comes to police station, saying:
- My neighbour have brought two tons of wood to his garden.
- But that isn't against the law.
- But the wood is from Canada.
- It's strange to import wood, yet I don't see any problem here.
- But he smuggles gold in it!
- Ah! Thank you for telling, we'll investigate it.

The man returns home and tell the neighbour:
- So I have invited someone to chop all the wood for you. It will be the same team that dug up your garden last year.

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